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- me: grades don't really matter at the end of the day
- me: life is so much more than how well you did on a test on a subject you'll forget in five years
- me: we can't be measured by percentages and grade point averages
- *gets a bad grade*
- me: I've brought dishonor to myself, my family and my cow
- german commentator: and the current leader.. Daniel Tande
- me: its Daniel-ANDRE Tande.. not daniel tande, not andere tande, not johann andre tande, not daniel andre forfang, no, its not daniel forfang, it is Daniel-Andre Tande, goddangit DANIEL-ANDRE TANDE
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- lil bro: you ok?
When too much death scenes occuring in a book
- Me: THIS IS TOO MUCH
- Me: I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
- Me: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS *name of author*
- Me: *continues to read the book*
- me: mom i can't go to school the stress is bad for the baby
- mom: what baby?
- me: me
- Gerard Piqué: One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fucking deck me.
- Sergio Ramos: Yes. "Someone." I wonder who.
- someone: tell me about yourself
- me: sorry dont know her
- Friend: So what did you do last night?
- Me: OMG I slept with my boyfriend!
- Friend: WHAT!? You have a boyfriend!? Who is it?
- Me: My bed.
Problems
- Child: I have a problem
- Parent: Well you CAN'T have this problem because I had this problem in the past only WORSE
- Child: That doesn't make any sense. How is MY problem cancelled out by a problem YOU had?
- Parent: DON'T SASS ME
- Child: But-
- Parent: YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, DON'T YOU?
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